Jack Daniel's ® and Squire Toasts

Toast by Squire Dave Nolte of Monroe County Squires

May you ride an easy-walking horse,
Sleep neath a rain-tight roof,
And eat high on the hog,
every day of the year.

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Toast by Squire Ross Zastrow: of Monroe County Squires


 Here's to you and Here's to me,
May we never disagree,
And If we do...,.
F@@k You....,
Here's to me ,

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  Toast by Squire Bill Ross

May the sand in your joints turn to butter,
May the ache in your back disappear,
May your legs stay strong when the day grows long,
May your shooting eye hold true and clear.

May you hunt every fall with your friends,
And with Jack, drink a toast to your peers!
May your game bag never be empty,
And your season stay open for years. 

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Squire Gus Lawrence of Connecticut got this toast from an old Irish fellow he used to work with in the ‘50s.
He says that despite their considerable age difference, they spent many hours together in the local pub sipping Old No. 7.
He says this toast goes over well at bachelor parties and weddings!

Here’s to it, from it,
And to it again.
If you don’t do it
When you get to it,
You may never get to it
To do it
Again!
 
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Squire Mike Uytendaele of Ontario, Canada, likes this toast:

“To the men and women of distinction: May your glass never spill.
And to the rest, enjoy your swill. Cheers!”
 
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This one’s been around a while, but Squire Marvin Gilbert of Tennessee still claims it as one of his favorites:

May you be in heaven for an hour before the Devil knows you’re gone. 
 
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Not to be outdone, saxophonist Byron Long of Kansas shows off his musical inclinations:

When I’m at home, on the road,
Or just playing with the band,
There is always one thing I can count on—
And that’s having Jack Daniel’s in my hand.

Gentleman Jack is smooth and good,
And the Single Barrel never stands long,
Charcoal filtered and aged in oak,
Tennessee’s best is standing strong.

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And last but certainly not least, we offer this one from Squire Dan Carter in Washington who says it’s always been his favorite toast.

 (And it’s sure to draw an appreciative chuckle from your audience!)

May those who love us, love us
And those that don't love us,
May God turn their hearts.
And if He doesn’t turn their hearts,
May He turn their ankles
So we'll know them by their limping
 
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This particular toast is a favorite of our tour guides at the Distillery. You can see why!

Here's to politicians,
The distiller's true friend.
For wherever you find four politicians together,
You're sure to find a fifth!

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But of course, no guide to toasting would be complete without one from Mr. Jack himself!

To the Spirit of Christmas,
May peace on Earth and goodwill toward men
Never be as hard to come by
As fine whiskey.

-- Jack Daniel

 

 

 

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UPDATED 10/18/2007